I saw a demoticational poster back in the day that said something similar.

Photo of a scantly clad model

Doesn’t matter how hot she is… Someone some where is tired of fucking her.

On boost as well.

Good stuff.

Haha that’s a great excuse…

But mom! Earthquake!!!

That’s so in line with the dog ate my homework, plausible but not probable.

Love it. Haha

I once missed a call from my mother on my cell phone because it was getting late…

I got in trouble due to the fact I didn’t call her back.

The phone didn’t have caller ID on it… so I had no idea who had called. All it said one 1 missed call.

Cell phone tech has definitely been a process.

The muppets family Christmas is a great one too.

It’s like a cross over of all Jim Henson properties.

I was like Leo pointing at the screen the entire time.

Great movie.

When he dies …and folks start saying… Oh I never liked or supported him .

You know while the maga flag burns in their fire pit

Loved my hornets started jacket when I was in 7th grade. Lol

Thanks just installed immich and I need a quality backup system.

I appreciate the link!

Foundations of rope bondage by lazarus redmayne https://a.co/d/b0mHHbm

Great book.

He also does the duchy dot com Which the book is just basically an offline version of.

Quality stuff.

I feel your pain.

Cries in Tennessee

For me it would be having a paid for house with land enough to not see the neighbors. Ownership of a cigar shop that was popular in the town I live, with employees that are well paid and health insured, and then money to travel with my wife and kid a couple times a year. Nothing wild like a month on the beach or anything… but a week trip to Disney or cedar point etc…

Someone said that he’s on a 28 day cycle. Apparently there’s a Alzheimer’s shot that’s a every 4 weeks shot.

So he’ll be good for 10-18 days and then start sundowning till they hit him with the next bump.

But then again who knows it’s the internet after all.

That’s very true! That zipper makes a great case for hard luggage that clamps closed.

Pelican I think makes really good luggage but with pelican comes the cost.

You know you say that more than likely in jest…

But that’s honestly not a terrible idea.

12345 was made popular by a documentary several years ago. So I updated my luggage.

/s

It’s a reference to Spaceballs if you were out of the loop.

The second most popular, “123456”, is also unlikely to keep hackers at bay.

That’s what I use on my luggage

I don’t. I absorb spaghetti via osmosis.

Lmfao… Maybe I’m actually 3 toddlers in a trench coat.

Broke spaghetti last night while cooking for dinner. I also threw it against the cabinet to make sure it was done cooking.

I have a toddler so cooking “rules” go out the window for laughter.

Congrats! Reddit sucks but /r/daddit has a wealth of knowledge and a supportive user base.

So… for me this is what I did beforehand.

Bought a rechargeable fan that’ll hook onto the bedframe at the hospital.

Bought her some cooling packs for her nether regions. Post birth needs a bunch of stuff. Sits bath items, Hemorrhoid wipes / cream. Etc

I bought my own dad bag. So we both were prepared. I kept a change of clothes for all of us in each car

I bought cloth diapers to be used as burp cloths. Buy a lot of them. And don’t buy the expensive burp cloths. https://a.co/d/apyEjCv is what I bought.

Additionally they make great rags later. I’m into cast iron and I use them for seasoning rags.

Packing cubes the small ones keep stuff together. I keep desitin diapers and powder in the same container for ease of access. https://a.co/d/4qOrfgW for example

Bought these for powder on the go. https://a.co/d/i1zunEZ Because powder containers are huge.

It’s difficult and sucks quite often. but it’s so rewarding. One of the manliest things I’ve ever done was feed my newborn moms milk at 230am while she was sleeping.

Good luck op!

Edit: feel free to dm me if you’d like

Also Go out to eat now. Go to the movies. Watch a TV show. Sit in silence… Be out and about with friends.

It get a lot more difficult after the kiddo.