One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

I think it still works. If you’re playing football and the whole crowd gasps when you are tackled, you might want to retire.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Joe Montana is eating out with his family in San Francisco. He’s wearing a sling from a game day injury.

Waitress: How did you hurt your arm?

Montana: Accident playing football. :)

Waitress: Aren’t you a little old to be playing football?