Imagine spending one day in a world created via one/more porn videos across the Interwebs.

Now tell me about that day you spent.
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  • RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 month ago

    It’s been a while since I had to disown every sister and cousin in the family. I was taking a hike through a forest, when I hear a woman’s voice in the distance. Oh my void! She is seemingly stuck in a bush, begging me not to exploit her vulnerable position.

    So I pull her out of the bush, and she looks almost offended. She asks: “Wait, aren’t you going to fuck me?” And I tell her I hardly know her, and we should at least dated once first? So she tries to push me to the ground, and I push her off and run. Just as I think I’m in the clear, I get hit by a motorbike.

    I wake up in the hospital, aching, and praying to whatever is left of god that nobody touches me, when a nurse walks in, looks at my charts, and says: “Oh, I think I can help with that”

    I look on in horror as she strips and crawls closer

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