My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/
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Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.
It makes me think of Betelguese.
Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!
Same here! They definitely put a fair amount of deliberate work into that aesthetic, and I’d love to see how they decorated and furnished some of those rooms.
Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…
They started out sane but then started tweaking.
There’s clearly a carbon monoxide leak or something
I think the majority of this is ATBGE. I believe except for a room or two that the previous owner was very happy with the way things looked. I just don’t think anyone else wants to live with those vibes and the cost of renovating that to something more generally appealing is going to be outrageous.
There’s like two pictures here where “good execution” may apply, but the vast majority of this house is just awful taste and depressing.
Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??
Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it’s open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.
Or maybe I’m just confused
fuck