Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.
It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!
Nice
Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??
Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins
Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker
Bold of you to assume I fuck, however I may be a buttfucker so ever thought about that Anon?
Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.
*greentext was sponsored by the Federalist Society
I much prefer the Japanese propaganda
Anon got sodomized and desperately needs to believe it doesn’t count.
> are you a vagfucker of a bagfuckerI’m a buttfucker
> gender neutral > even you can get penetrated > you can even do it with your friends > no pregnancy > is really satisfying > "but what about the poop?" just get an enema, or even get into scat > you're literally fucking the better hole > you're literally fucking the better tits > "but what about incontinence" relatively rare, if happens just get into diapersPeehole fucking is also an option, but it will very likely come with incontinence and a UTI.
If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom’s vagina.
A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.
OOP has never had sex. This is proof
Neither OP :(
did you remove your own upvote after posting…?
Yes, infact I sometimes downvote my own comment if I feel like my comment is shit
