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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon is touch starved

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Anon is touch starved

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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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    He calls women “grills” and wonders why they don’t talk to him

    • Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
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      First time reading a greentext? That’s just how they’re written.

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    I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point…

  • hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
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    Shouldn’t have turned your head anon. That’s what you get for taking the red pill.

    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

      • hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
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        redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    fake: anon has job

    gay: anon likes hugs

  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app
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    This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

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      I don’t know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago…

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        Lol I still do that too. “I drive a 2014 Honda Civic…” And I’m like oh damn Mr money bags and his brand new car

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    Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

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      I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

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      real and not gay

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    One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

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    New kink unlocked

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    Women be touchin

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