Thank you saltnotsugar, I am also well, what a coincidence, we have so much in common! Let me answer your question.

Gay thermodynamics, is a field of queer science that concerns itself with ‘how hot gay people are’.

It is governed by the well known Gay Laws of Gay Thermodynamics.

The zeroth law of Gay Thermodynamics, sometimes but not always attributed to @Cypress@lemmy.zip, states that Everyone is Hot to Someone.

The first law, states that when Queerness changes in the presentation of a system (gay glowups, transition, conforming outfits, boymoding), the system’s external Hotness changes proportionally. This also results in the observation that, when not observed in a specific context, every person is hot, as there is nothing to conform to, for any Queerness to be nullified.

The second law states that in friend groups, the sum total of Queerness of the interacting friends, is never less than the addition of their individual Queernesses. A common corollary statement, is that being friends with queer people, makes one hotter, as Hotness passes from the hotter person to the cooler person, without reduction of the source individual’s Hotness

[Apparent Exceptions Rare, explained by the first law]

(as long as there is no reduction in the source individual’s Queerness. For examples of the latter, see “Interactions of Queerness and Fascism”)

The third law states that, a person’s Hotness becomes measurable (converging, rather than approaching infinity) as their Queerness approaches zero. With the exception of hotness derived from the second law (which can be considerable), the Hotness of a person or group, with Queerness at absolute zero, is typically close to zero.