It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.
Turns out to be Peter Thiel
Fucking monkey’s paw bullshit.
And Scott Bessant…
Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.
Cheaper?
they were roommates
Hotel roommates at two different hourly rates, maybe.
I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don’t know, suck a dick to do it.
Like, that’s gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.
I’d be the light yagami grindr guy.
Addendum: Shoutout to the dude that lets me blow him just so we can kill you know who.
Or, hear me out, the guy could blow you. Mayhaps not as straight as thou protests.
Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!
