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Try becoming a warlock. Do one thing, take a short rest, then do another thing.
Which eldritch entity should I sell my soul to?
Your wife
Not the Absolute, currently mopping the floor with those nutjobs.
Are warlocks actually cats? this tracks surprisingly well
Initially i thought “using phone” meant “making a call” and thinking how tf is that a cantrip!?!? That’s a level 4 spell for me.
tbf, both of those tasks could be accomplished with prestidigitation; which is also a cantrip spell.
That’s why it’s called fantasy.
Wash clothes and folld clothes also require one spell slot each
Wash is level 1 but fold is level 3.
I promise ill get around to folding the clean pile soon! Its only been an eternal soup of clothes since I moved into the place!
Thanks to certain personalities in the fediverse, I can now appreciate this joke. I feel like I’ve been let into a club.
Can someone please explain this to an old
It’s a different take on the spoon theory. Basically, in D&D and games like it, you have a certain amount of spell slots per day you can use to cast spells; I believe wizards have two at first level. Cantrips are the exception, simple spells you can cast as many times as you like per day.
But making a phone call is fucking hard. No way is that a free use spell.
I don’t think that’s what is meant. More surfing with a phone or using apps
In these modern times the phrase “use phone” to me does not imply making a phone call.
Thanks for making me feel old
We switched to Pathfinder rules. The phone is a type of wand, and phone call is it’s magic. Using it more than once a day deals massive spirit damage
I would rather make a billion phonecalls than clean my apartment ever
Spell slots are limited to a set number per day, but cantrips can be used as often as you want.
Skill issue
We found the masochist wizard.
One at a time! We don’t want «charm» to fail to roll favourably.
