• BillCheddar@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.

    I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.

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      11 hours ago

      He did attend Epstein parties though. We know that already from the few released files, he just had to beg to do it, but he did succeed with his begging.

      People seem to have fixated entirely on the begging mail, and forgotten the subsequent mails which shows that he is indeed a pedo who attended pedo parties on pedo island.

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      13 hours ago

      It will never not be morbidly funny time that the creepy fucked up rich people pedophile ring did not want Elon Mush around.

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        10 hours ago

        As was the implied wish of the original poster who if I recall correctly said that this is not shared enough, I give you this:

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          9 hours ago

          This is indeed not shared enough. I’d compare his face to gollum but I’m sure gollum would eat my face in disgust for my travesty comparing piece of shit Mush with gollum.

      • BillCheddar@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can’t find a good story there in the marble.