I can do away with the beer… but can I keep eating my men in pajamas who use smartphones? if I keep to one a day, lightly seasoned?
what’s even the alternative, toast?
You can but you need to remove the pajamas first.
Obviously. Pajamas are made from plants.
Wait a cotton picking minute - no pulling wool over your eyes.
I was just trying to call out people not getting high quality sleep of sufficient length.
It took me way too long to notice the pizza was AI generated…
Artificial Ingredient highly processed food is the worst!
Alright you got me here. 3 redbulls today, even sugar free, kinda fucked me up.
But importantly I met my arbitrary corporate deadlines! No I won’t be recognized for my sacrifice! Why did I do this to myself?
Yeah even the sugar free factory produced foods and drinks are bad for you
I get my caffeine from double espressos
