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As my brother joked when I showed him this:
“Damn, now he’s just a hog.”
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
But why the massages? Serious question
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
It’s like a pet ballsack
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
You need Balltox
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
The scrotum demands scritches.
In more ways than one!
Sentient ballsack
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
Moar pixels:
He looks like Alf
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
The quill gives him power so he’ll go slower instead.
You’re thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Definitely swim faster.
Ok but which Norfolk?
There’s only one in the native range of the hedgehog
Uk apparently: http://www.foxylodge.yolasite.com/
Well, duh.
Jesus…
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold’s draws and stung him right on the sack.
Is that from Golden Girls?
No honey I can’t eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
