Transcript

8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”

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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    2 days ago

    I think the same also goes for hating corps for not virtue signaling, but saying that on social media is like pissing on The Flag™.

    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      1·
      20 hours ago

      Either way, it all boils down to expecting a Sociopath to genuinelly care about what’s good for anybody but themselves, rather than just claim they love whatever to get something out of others or don’t claim it because it’s not going to lead to them get anything from others.

      They really don’t give a shit about you and your feelings unless they get something for themselves from making believe like they care.