The president wants $1 billion from struggling taxpayers to dance in a golden dancehall.

Stop calling it a ballroom, it’s just a dancehall.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    Stop calling it a ballroom, it’s just a dancehall.

    I mean Trump clearly doesn’t have any actual balls, if he was ever in a position where he was forced to have a fistfight with someone he pissed off, he would eat his own underwear like Cartman to get out of it.

    Dancehall doesn’t work either because this motherfucker can barely stand up, he can’t dance, he only cares about seeing women dancing. Just call it the Federal Hooters Building, the crappy food would appeal to Trump as would the theme.

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      3 days ago

      It’s not either. It’s a special hospital for when he’s constantly in the hospital due to his dementia. It’s also a bunker for when he’s constantly pissing off all the plebs and they start showing up with torches and pitchforks.

    • tacoplease@lemmy.worldOP
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      Dancehall doesn’t work either because this motherfucker can barely stand up, he can’t dance …

      Alright Baby Giraffe Jack-off Arena it is …

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    3 days ago

    So glad that PEDOnald was just able to start tearing down shit with zero permission and zero consequences, though.

    Fuck this timeline.