• volore@scribe.disroot.org
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        with the amount of geriatric bastards in our government, all we would need is a statistically significant increase in the amount of tripping hazards throughout the D.C. area (but specifically focused on congress and the white house) and pure chance would do the rest; even if she doesn’t fall down some stairs, some ancient old fucker doing an awful job probably will.

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          They have stairs in the capital building right?

          Though these people are always surrounded by their staff whenever I see a video of them walking around the building. I guess their staffs main jobs are to block them from reporters and to break their fall on the stairs.

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          Alter the distances of stair risers by a handful of millimeters in random directions across the entirety of DC.

          Should be remarkably effective - much more so than you might expect.

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    So the president is a rapist and malignant narcissist, who regularly uses his office to take bribes and do insider trading. His cabinet are monsters, lunatics, sycophants and cult members. But the staff are supposed to behave ethically.

    Right, got it. No problemo. I’m sure that that is working out fine.