GodlessCommie@lemmy.worldM to Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 天前ACABlemmy.worldimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down18cross-posted to: mop@quokk.au
arrow-up1359arrow-down1imageACABlemmy.worldGodlessCommie@lemmy.worldM to Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 天前message-square30linkfedilinkcross-posted to: mop@quokk.au
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·16 天前Pro tip. When you call the cops over someone breaking into your home, the police response time will be much faster if you mention castle doctrine durring the call.
minus-squarePhil_in_here@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up20·16 天前“That’s son of a bitch ain’t gonna shoot someone before I get to shoot someone!” Or “Hurry up guys, there’s so much more paperwork when a civilian murders someone”
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 天前Pretty sure it’s the second one.
Pro tip. When you call the cops over someone breaking into your home, the police response time will be much faster if you mention castle doctrine durring the call.
“That’s son of a bitch ain’t gonna shoot someone before I get to shoot someone!”
Or
“Hurry up guys, there’s so much more paperwork when a civilian murders someone”
Pretty sure it’s the second one.
Depends on the ethnicity