EASY WAY TO REMEMBER HOW TO USE YOUR SCREWDRIVER
[a screwdriver is unscrewing a screw by turning counter-clockwise]
The LEFT liberates the screw from its oppression
[a screwdriver is screwing a screw by turning clockwise]
The RIGHT tightens the screw’s place in the social order imposed to it


But as a screw I have a single purpose to be screwed. If not I am just living out my days in a sack of screws, never screwing. Being screwed is cozy.
Sounds kinky