• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Important question: can we use weapons?

    I assume that in a no-holds-barred fight for our/other peoples’ lives, weapons would be allowed.

    In this case, yes, I absolutely would fight the komodo dragon. I may not have brawn, but I regularly MacGyver crafts from almost literally anything I come across (it’s practically a compulsion. You know how when you put on a bandaid, you peel off a bit of paper that covers the sticky ends? I mindlessly made a cootie catcher out of one of those the other day.) Everything could potentially be a million things! I figure that creativity could help me find something to help in such a fight. I’d just have to be careful not to get too sidetracked.

    Oh?

    Why yes, I do have ADHD! How did you guess?

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      Same with Godzilla. Can this guy use weapons? It’s only fair - Godzilla has nuclear breath as a weapon! Homeboy needs to make some telephone pole nunchuks and go to town. Or go all Pacific Rim and use a ship as a whackin’ stick. Can the Military roll up a tank and he use it like a gun with a guy inside of it?

      10/10, would also fight Godzilla, and I would watch the fuck out of this movie.