Every woman I have ever dated is a boxed mac and cheese originalist. They want it according to manufacturer’s instructions, no doctoring. Eventually they would demand just once cook it the “proper” way.
Well one time I handed them their bowl and then started dusting mine with curry powder. I could instantly hear what sounded like a puppy whimpering. It was her realizing that she had made a mistake and she also wanted curry mac.
Cost per person: $1.60
Talkin’ like Gordon Ramsay over here while heating up the blue box.
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t know how to cook fried rice.
… Or grilled cheese.
Edit: Come to think of it, I think the guy who messed up the fried rice was Jamie Oliver. Gordon Ramsay’s fried rice was actually okay.
Ramsay didn’t do good at the fried rice game. But Oliver is definitely the worst.
Ah, come on. Does the Uncle Roger seal of approval mean nothing to you?
Usually. Buy not with Ramsey
Does Cristiano Ronaldo know how to play guitar?
Did Cristiano Ronaldo make a video showing everyone how to play guitar? Because Gordon Ramsay made one of him making fried rice.