cm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 days agoIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down16cross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1203arrow-down1imageIm never going to financially recover from this. Eats beans and ricelemmy.mlcm0002@lemmings.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 days agomessage-square14linkfedilinkcross-posted to: shitposting@lemmy.ml
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agosell the sword, short Tesla… :) +I am not a financial advisor, this is not financial advice.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoOr, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!
sell the sword, short Tesla… :)
+I am not a financial advisor, this is not financial advice.
Or, hear me out: sell your services as a samurai bodyguard, gain the trust of a high-profile billionaire, and then let his rivals bribe you into turning a blind eye for his assassination!