Why does the bedroom door have one of those windows in it?
Really, he likes to watch.
Bad dragon!
I am not sure how I should react to the fact that I get this…
Most people are aware that a bad dragon is a massive dildo, so don’t worry
I sincerely do not think most people are aware of this.
This but for us and terminally online gooning knowledge
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TIL 🥴
I wish I had the confidence to wear a crown in bed
The weird breasts in old paintings like this always stand out to me. Then I remind myself, “This was probably painted by a celibate monk, living in a monestary with only other men around. He did the best he could.”
i know breasts that look like that.
it would be weirder if they were porn breasts xD
Enough of that crazy talk. One of the greatest of the many fantastic things about breasts is their bountiful variety. I appreciate the boobies in every shape, size and colour.
All
Breasts
Are
Beautiful!
Seems at least okayish to me?
Might have seen the sisters changing once, the old dog :D
Alternate headline: “Really? With a woman?”
Some people might think this is a joke but it’s knot
I dont blame her. If I had the opportunity to sleep with a dragon, I would take that immediately. Assuming it could pass a Harkness test, that is.
So the only way to pass is speak English? Surely other forms of communication can be viable if we are just seeking understanding and consent
No, English is just being used as an example of being able to communicate. The first one either isn’t sapient or is unable to communicate with the person, so either way there can be no consent.
I was being a little facetious I’m more meant that there’s other forms of communication than verbal lol.
You want to be really, really sure in this case, though!
No fuck, just eat.
I knew about Jack, but didn’t realize he had standards…
Is the Harkness test required for beings that can shapeshift?
edit: wait as soon as I wrote that I remebered Ditto
Even if it’s a bad dragon?
“At least he uses his tongue ok? You could learn a thing or two from mr dragon here!”
“The Conception of Alexander the Great” by Vasque de Lucène c. 1468–1475 from what I can immediately find, but I didn’t see an especially trustworthy source, so take that with a huge grain of salt – and try to improve where I
was a lazy fuckfailed.Haha, I didn’t realize Dinosaur Erotica had such a long history
No cars were available at the time
Medieval deviance in a nutshell.
