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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 months agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDuh. Her boobs are not the same size.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAlright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
Duh. Her boobs are not the same size.
Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
I’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.