I am horny

  • RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    Yep, I usually check on here every morning to see if anything interesting is posted, especially on the weekends.

    Also basically in heat every morning, but what can you do? It’s not like you can dick someone over the web. Otherwise, I would gladly.

    People are busy, and have jobs. These are not your average Reddit NEET’s, or silver spoon people. There are also very few of us.

      • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        4·
        7 days ago

        You need someone to notice the way you can’t sit still, how you squirm and shuffle for no apparent reason, how your nipples are constantly hard and you cross your legs not because you’re trying to look ladylike but because you like the way your clit feels pressurised between your thighs?

        They not only notice your state of arousal but they have absolutely no hesitation in taking charge of the situation, and you?

  • StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    2·
    6 days ago

    A virtual space on the internet with participants from around the world in different time zones is probably not the easiest way to find a fuck buddy to quench your thirst, ageist gatekeeping notwithstanding.

    • RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      2·
      6 days ago

      I mean, I have a few suggestions. There’s dirty pen pals, and erp’s for the advanced users. There’s cum tributes, I did one once, blew their mind 😅

      You can send pictures and have NSFW talks, but unless you have a really good Haptic VR set up, you won’t get even a hint of them, and even then, just a hint of the real thing.

      Having said that, I would 100% rail a good deal of people here, until the bed breaks.

        • RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
          2·
          3 days ago

          I mean, I don’t consider myself you know, above anyone in that sense. The more enthusiastic they are, the more they want to fuck, the more gladly I will give them what they want.

          Unless they are some really bad people, I would gladly service someone!

          But best we can do is VR, dirty talk, cum tributes…

          Wish I could make you cum myself, in-person 😋

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    4·
    7 days ago

    Don’t get discouraged by creeper middle aged men talking to you. Try Tinder or something (I guess apps are uncool now at your age) or whatever else isn’t social suicide. Or just own being there. It still seems to work for Grindr, going by GOP convention stats.

    • RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      2·
      6 days ago

      I understand the part about middle aged men, but who are you to tell people what apps are appropriate for what age!? We gate keeping apps now? 24 is too old for Tinder? Tf?!

  • MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    2·
    7 days ago

    I’ve been busy cleaning out my parents house. My dad went into long term care and my mother had a small stroke and is in the hospital. She’s going to go into long term care with him so I’m going to sell their house. It’s small and relatively close to my house. They had a bunch of home care assistive aids including a hydraulic patient lift. I looked at it the other day and thought that someone could be comfortably slung up in that thing and I could just pull up a chair and go to town eating them out. I’ve suggested it to a couple of friends but had no takers.