S3E14 “The Funcooker”
Stealing this discussion idea from that Star Trek post: https://startrek.website/post/32727082
Making this was awful. I never want to browse through images of sausages again.
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Peter Hornberger:
“When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his sausage, you hold your sausage, too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he’s ready to leave the toy store.”
Kenneth Parcell:
“Just like Sydney Bristow in Alias, I’ll use my sausage as a weapon!”
Dennis Duffy:
One word: sausage. One problem: where do you get it?
SOMEBODY BRIIIING ME SOOOOME SAUSAGE
Jack Donaghy:
In five years we’ll all either be working for him… or be dead by his sausage.
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Liz Lemon:
If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free sausage for life, I’d do it.
Liz Lemon
It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I know what this crowd’s giving thanks for… Sausage!
LIZ: Why are you wearing a tux?!
JACK: It’s almost six. What am I, a sausage?Jenna and Paul, in unison: We’re 2 black sausages!





