Because somehow we as a species have decided the best way to live life is to make everyone reliant on money. Then exploit that need by requiring you to show up every day to a place you hate. Surrounded by people you hate. Doing tasks you hate. All so some rich asshole can by his 7th yacht. But don’t worry. Friday is business casual. And once a year we get a pizza party with cold pizza ordered in bulk from the closest chain.

This is the best way, we decided.