• fartographer@lemmy.world
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          17 hours ago

          Are you sure? I’m pretty certain that I remember Tim Burton’s Fight Club in which Johnny Depp plays a haunted sandwich that was an allegory for Don King. My favorite scene is the one where the love interest is told that she has to be realistic, because she can’t live with a haunted sandwich. So she eats the sandwich and dies from food poisoning.

          Tell me you don’t remember this very real movie that I didn’t make up.

          • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            15 hours ago

            Tbf I want to watch this more than any “real” movie.

            *Johhny Depp bites sandwich, suddenly he starts a transformation, much like your typical Dr. Jekyll situation with the screams and the contorting the body, then when the smoke clears the only difference is he has Don King’s hair and voice/affectations.*

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              15 hours ago

              only difference is he has Don King’s hair and voice/affectations.

              And constantly reminding everyone that he’s, in fact, a turkey club sandwich. And he has a few leaves of lettuce poking out from his collar.

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        20 hours ago

        score updates to -$500

        (Whoops, I got him mixed up with Brad Pitt, apparently. I guess you could say he was a figment of my imagination.)