What even is the question?

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children.

    “And you’re ready to give it to us?” urged Loonsuawl.

    “I am.”

    “Now?”

    “Now,” said Deep Thought.

    They both licked their dry lips.

    “All right,” said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.

    “You’re really not going to like it,” observed Deep Thought.

    “Tell us!”

    “All right,” said Deep Thought. “The Answer to the Great Question…”

    “Yes…!”

    “Of Life, the Universe and Everything…” said Deep Thought.

    “Yes…!”

    “Is…” said Deep Thought, and paused.

    “Yes…!”

    “Is…”

    “Yes…!!!..?”

    “Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.