• imagine you have a total of 7 zarfnogs but u cant see them until measuring them, and any tool used to measure them messes them up.

    Now you split the 7 zarfnogs into 2 clumps and move them superfar away from each other. Now you measure one and it has 6 zarfnogs. You can INSTANTLY tell the other clump has 1 zarfnog. That is quantum teleportation and quantum entanglement.

    The issue is quantum is a way to measure things, and it is set up so that it very reliably gives probabilities of results. It ISNT the actual rules of the system. It is the system humans use to measure and predict results. Quantum doesn’t say WHY a particle is in a particular place, it says the LIKELIHOOD that it is.

    It’s a long rabbithole as to why that is, which has to do alot with bell’s theorem and definitions. Did you know the original doubleslit experiment where they let one photon thru 2 slits was them shining a dim light thru 2 slits FOR A MONTH while taking a long exposure pic? That counted as one photon. Anyway, I could explain, but generally Quantum Physics is definitions and systems created to attempt to accurately predict results. It’s also often deceptively defined stuff built on deceptively defined stuff. But it isn’t wrong.

    If 1 clump is 6 Zarfnogs, Quantum will correctly say, when clump 2 is measured, it will be 1 Zarfnog. And then people interpret that into modern science with FANCY SUPERNATURAL SOUNDING STUFF WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN PPL CAN THINK OF like entanglement and teleportation. They arent wrong, because that’s how all the numbers work in Quantum format. But, in reality, it’s much more simple than you are trying to understand.