It’s a Redragon Kumara K552-KR, I have no idea if it’s nice to type on. It’s kinda thick and heavy, which I like, the cable was pulled out of the housing but that was an easy fix. It’s like they expected it somehow, there’s a screwed on panel to access that. Do gamers express frustration by pulling out their keyboard’s cable?

They’re not for everyone. But if you like the low rise keys there are good mechanical keyboards with them. Might be worth a try, but they’re expensive enough that I’d see if a friend has one to play with rather than buying one and hoping for the best.
I settled on the cheapest keyboard at Canada Computers, a 20$ HP wireless thing. Seems to be the closest to a full-size keyboard with laptop-style plastic goodness.