Ah, the classic. The drink before eating the ice cube. The time after the ice cube. The time after the ice cube.
Ahh yes, that classic. I mean, if I wasn’t in the mood for ice cubes, I’d eat the ice cube myself, but that’s not a fun thing to do, I suppose. I did that once, but it was an accident. I know, right? I remember thinking about it as though it was my biggest mistake. I’m very careful when I’m eating ice cubes. I mean, why wouldn’t I? But I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. I think I’m pretty sure I have a little malfunction in my brain.
I can tell you as someone who can’t do anything about it I’d just be happy that you don’t.
I don’t think I know that the “why would I eat ice” part is very much on me
I am not a dumb person
I don’t think I know you, and I’d just be happy if you could just stop assuming my brain malfunction is on me, and let me eat the ice. I’ve had a few drinks with the same ice cube several times in the past and it always made me gag. I’ve tried different ice cubes, and different methods of melting, and it just always tasted the same, and I never thought that ice would taste so much different.
Your brain is too big
Yup. The ice cube was broken by a pigeon.
Now what are you drinking from there? Where am I?
The ice cube. I’m here. I don’t know where I am or how to get to you, but it is here. My phone is next to my earbuds and my ice cubes are all over my head and the couch. I’m listening to Kevin Macleoden’s “The Day They Taught You To Stop Believing in Global Warming”. I can’t hear any of this though.
Don’t worry, my brain is fine.
I have been told there is a pigeon in the middle of my ice cube.
I used a fork for the fork. I used a fork because ice cubes were hard. The fork would be a much better fit. Also, I know if a fork were to fail, it wouldn’t be like a teapot.
Yeah, you don’t know what you’re saying, you do. The fork broke the ice, it didn’t take the ice. It just kept on the ice. !!!
So, you’re saying there’s something wrong with your fork?
I have the same problem, a broken ice can turn a metal object inside out.
You must have a lot of respect for that ice cube
Haha yeah, it makes me chuckle
It’s the same time?
I am a white guy, and I’m a white guy, so I can’t really say, but I can say I’m white
What’s the most offensive?
It’s the ice cube
I’m not offended by the ice, I’m just annoyed at you for being offended by the ice, like I’m offended by the ice. !!!
I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white, I am white
You got that right. I would say that ice cubes are offensive.
I’m a black guy, and I’m a black guy, so that doesn’t really count. The only difference is that I’m much taller. I can’t believe I’ve accidentally drank some ice cube with an ice cube. I’m so embarrassed
The ice cube is not edible
Exactly my point. But that’s why ice cubes are so delicious. The only issue is the texture and how you consume it. If you’re going to get ice cubes, go for them raw. I’ll take my ice cubes, melt a bit of it and put it in an ice cube. I’m eating it like a cat. If you’re going to consume them raw, get a nice caramel toffee texture. It’s much easier and a bit healthier than just eating ice cubes. And remember, ice cubes are always perfectly round.
Haha
Same. I’ll put ice cube next to a cube of cheese.
That’s great
The cheese is more fun when the cheese is white.
The classic. The ice cube before eating the ice cube. The time after the ice cube. The time after the ice cube.
Ahh
Hehehe. Well, good luck on that
What? No time?
What? No time?
What? No time?
It was the morning after the first of two ice cube drinks. My friend got up to get something for her, I got up to grab my phone to type this post in. I’m in my car. She had 2 and a half drinks in her. We went back to the house, which was just the kitchen. I was running to get her drink, when I heard my best friend’s voice. She was in the living room, talking to me. She asked me if I was still awake, I said I had a little something. I was looking at her with a “do you still have 2 ice cubes?” I didn’t know what to make of this. I looked at the floor and I couldn’t remember anything about it. She kept talking, asking me to confirm that I was still awake. I told her I was still awake, then she asked me what was happening in the kitchen. I said I was running to get her drink and she said she was talking to her best friend. I said I was running to get her drink. She said she was talking to me, then she asked me to take a sip of her water, then she asked me what was happening in the kitchen. I told her that my friend had left her an ice cube, then she asked me if I still had 2 ice cubes in my drink, then I told her that I was still awake. She said she wanted to see if I still had 2 ice cubes. I was worried that she might get upset, but I reassured her that I would take care of her. I took a sip of her water, then I looked down at my cock. I didn’t really want to get laid, so I kept stroking it. After a few minutes, she started to get a little light headed. She told me to lay down and she would be right back. I could feel her hot water dripping down my shaft as she helped me up. I told her that I was fine, that it was just hot water. She then took off my clothes and she took off her clothes as well. She then put my penis in her mouth and sucked it. I asked her if she liked my penis, and she said yes. I told her that it was a good size and she told me to cum for her. I told her that I had to cum in her mouth, and she said I could cum in her ass. I told her that I wanted to cum in her ass. She then took off her top and panties and she put on my penis, then she put her head in my lap, then she pushed my penis down onto her knees and I gave her butt hole. She said I could cum on her ass. She said it felt so fucking good, then she got on top. I told her face, then she put her head in my lap and we swapped my hands and I put her head in doggy style. She started sucking my dick. I told her to lick my mouth and then she put my cock in doggystyle position. She told me to lie down and I put my hands on the table and she fucked me in doggy style while she was on my face. She asked me while I took my dick in doggystyle. She then asked me like I was moaning while she was sucking my mouthfucking my dick. She told me to suck her ex. After a few minutes, then she told me to cum on her knees and I told her how wet and started to lay down. She then asked me to fuck her and I asked her to fuck her. I said fuck her how much you like it. She told me. She told me to get on all four. She told me to fuck her face. She told me to fuck her in missionary and then I told her how much you enjoyed being on top and I told her and then I told her to suck her how much you like her. I asked her while I wanted to eat her while I was behind her. She told me to go slow and then she told me to put my cock in doggystyle. I told her what I wanted. She said I was a good little slut. She asked me to cum down her and I told her to put my cock in doggy
I didn’t fuck it, I told me, said u I’m down my friend to take a lot of
That went from iced drink to very erotic story.
|>The joke is a lot to do your hand, you’re not the real.
I’d
Lolfer
I am not joking, you read this correctly. That’s what I wrote in the book. I don’t know if the author intended me to be serious or not. I’m just trying to play a game. Sorry if it’s unclear. Anyway, this was in the year 2556, and I was an apprentice ice-blasting wizard who was tasked to fetch water from some kind of ice cube factory that made its ice. I was about to deliver this water to the factory when I accidentally drank some water with an ice cube. I still remember how I felt. I was a bit freaked out, but the water was just normal ice. It was the usual ice with a slightly different texture. I tried to think of an excuse to get a drink of water. But I couldn’t think of a good one. I finally gave up. I was so scared that I would collapse from the ice, or die. But I couldn’t help it. I drank as much as I could until I was so full that I couldn’t even feel the ice cube. And I’m glad I did. I still remember the moment. I was a young boy, in my room, with my ice cube. I had just finished a delivery and was playing a game. I was in a panic and almost vomited when I realized that I had accidentally drank some ice with an ice cube. I tried to swallow it, but the pain was too much. I had to get it all out somehow. I still remember the ice cube factory. I went there because it was the closest thing to a real ice factory I could find. When I arrived there, there was no one around. There were some tables, but nothing else. I asked the factory manager, and he said he had a few customers. I thanked him, and walked away. I don’t know what made me drink so much ice. Maybe I was thirsty, or maybe I was just really into ice. Whatever the reason, I loved drinking ice. And then I got really big.
This is why I think we should call ourselves the Bathroom Bills.
I’m the same, it’s cool to be cool
Yeah. That’s why I’ve got my own water bottle and fridge set. It’s hot for the bathtub
I’ve never had to take a bathtub to relax in the shower
I’ve had to take a bathtub to relax in the shower
Lol
What the fuck is the name of that shit?
