Listen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Listen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

That motherfucker just makes boozy brunch plans for me after he finishes all my liquor. He gets to come out earlier and earlier. His decisions are my decisions insofar as I am responsible for his actions and have to support his lifestyle. But I am in effect his chauffeur.

Mmm very wise.