Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 17 hours agoThey had to circumcise me with a pistollemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day ago9 Minute Guided Chainsmokinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoThe strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its ownlemmy.todayimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1306arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agovery few people have yellow as their favorite color but the people who do are always unhinged about itlemmy.todayimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down17
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoTried Xanax and woke up with $6Klemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
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Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days agothe kid does look like someone who would quit his job for a reverse gangbang with paella aellalemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoHe's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budgetlemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoCome 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocatelemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoThe flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervertlemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days ago"The salt!" I ejaculated.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down19
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoDo not under any circumstance take the vibe coded schizophrenia drugslemmy.todayimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down15
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days ago"Not anymore" said knife horse.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down17
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoThey're just satanists. Crisis Averted!lemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoConstricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depressionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoJust booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11lemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoReplace capitalism with a good naplemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoCompetitors dig deep in Hungarian grave-digging contestplus-squarelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down11
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agoAm I the widow of a human or the wife of a fish?plus-squaresh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down11
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomy amber hued orbs peering down because of gravitylemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoMissionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh lightlemmy.todayimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down13
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageMissionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh lightlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
