In college I didn’t hang out with my classmates much, I mostly hung out with townies. Obviously not all townies were dumb, but some were very dumb, nice though.

I think Tony being Rogan’s cabin boy was the subject of a few jokes aimed his way by the other performers.

Why, what did they…ooohhh

No, no, not a capitalist dictatorship, socialism with [insert name of high school] characteristics.

That, and my definition of wealthy encompasses more than just billionaires. I’d include centimillionaires, at least.

Edit: the best info I can find says there are about 65k centimillionaire households.

That’s where making them give their wealth away comes in. The homeless shelter thing is more of a “fuck you” than a practical solution.

I’d want the powers of the Jessica Jones villain played by David Tennant where you can make anyone do anything. But instead of using it to rape and shit I’d make rich people turn their homes into homeless shelters and give their wealth away and I could just walk out of any bank or store with whatever I wanted.

I find that hard to believe. However, if someone could use some molecular gastronomy to fake the texture, size, shape, color, and taste of caviar, I wouldn’t even be mad, that’s impressive, and probably harder and more expensive than just serving mid caviar.

Too expensive maybe, but it’s delicious.

I assume you’ve tried at least a few but the difference in oysters around the world is immense. If, for example, you’ve only tried east Asian oysters, give north/south American atlantic/Pacific or European atlantic/mediterranean ones a try.

No, you’re right, golfer or not the expression means bad unless you’re actually talking about a golf score. I was just saying I think that’s what they meant. I should have been more clear, my bad.

Below par is good.

40 years, it can’t be that long, I’m only…fuck

Shit, he’s 80? I guess I haven’t seen him in a while. Back when the cable stations with educational names actually had educational programming, and not just reality trash, he was pretty dope.

It’s not that strong, vibration and a little force in the other direction that is easily overcome, especially when you’re turning hard to move quickly.

You have to oversignal in modern BMWs or the wheel vibrates and tries to correct the other direction. Forced merges, lane splitting, any deviation from straight down the middle even when it’s obvious that you have to do that thing, the car bitches at you if you don’t signal.

Yeah, I have zero in my house now. I have over 1k on my ereader, in my pocket, and on my tablet. Even when I read physical books I never had this many, every time I got to a couple hundred I’d take them to Goodwill for others to enjoy. My reading list is so long, it’s not like I’m likely to reread anything. Every book I reread is one other book I won’t get to read before I die.

I see bookshelves like this these days it’s like someone with a lot of vinyl. They’re either old (old to me and I’m almost 50), or just into an old format for some reason. Nothing wrong with that, it just doesn’t mean the same thing it used to.

I’m drinking it right now. I’m a scotch/bourbon guy but I drink it neat, so if I just want a light cocktail it’s usually gin and club soda. It’s hard to beat ~$25 for 1.75 liters for a pretty good but nothing special cocktail liquor.

You can do that, won’t even hurt. A car battery is capable of providing a lot of amps, but you can’t push current, you can only pull it, and a car battery is only around 14 volts.

I wouldn’t do it across your chest though, unless you’re sure your heart is healthy, and maybe not even then. Even low current can fuck with your heart.

Check out Mr. Confidently Incorrect over here. An eclipse is exactly the definition you posted, I’m not sure how you could read it so wrong.