oats

Pizza party is next thursday, if the team meets the goals

No, the responsibility for persecution lies with the state.

Filesystem doesn’t really matter once you have a reliable, redundant off-site backup and recovery plan set up and tested.

Really, use what fs feels best for you. And do your backups.

Did I mention backups are important?

Das waren meine ersten Uni-Jahre. Da ist der eine oder andere mal in ne Hecke gefallen, aber nie absichtlich

Search amazon for “shoes, size 13”, you’ll get anything but shoes in a proper size

It looks to be on a shoulder, that would be a hell of a shot

idk it wouldn’t be worse if it had a lot more semen on it

Wenn deine Katze in 20 Jahren in die Sozialsysteme einzahlt, deal 👍

I call my AI “ctrl-a delGPT”

You don’t have to be romantically attracted to anyone and any trait may put you off.

You also don’t have to yell to the world about it.

If i want the internet, I tap on the little internet app. Wth is a browser?

Eeh, we didn’t have telemarketers in this part of the globe, still hate answering the phone.

To be fair, we do have phone spam now, just not in the landline era.

“What message? Oh no, I blocked unknown numbers, I didn’t see that”

Feel like this is pretty easy to work around…

Nachrichten bei denen man sich mal wieder jung fühlt <3

My whole family is on signal. How did I get them there? I didn’t. Didn’t even talk about it. They just popped up, one by one, over the years. Unfortunately we don’t celebrate thanksgiving :(

I’m using curve for tap-to-pay on graphene. Not exactly a privacy revelation, but then its visa/mastercard anyways, so… Shrug

Thats the way to go! Private insurance will also kick your ass if you either get old or have a family.

Haha yeah, I am on the workforce going on three decades, and no way I’d mix work and play.

Few years back my employer tried to start a local tech conference. All of us got invite codes, “50% off for your friends”. If you had a certain number of referrals you’d get a cash bonus on top, dont remember how much, couple hundred bucks. I passed that code on exactly zero times, because of course I wouldn’t ask my friends to spend money and obvs for me that was a work event. Why would I want my private circle there?

How likely are you to recommend our product to your friends?

Extremely unlikely, because I just dont talk about random products to my friends…

Yeah, except if you’re outside our borders, then our frontex will sink your dinghy in the ocean. Happy drowning!