Yes but they’re wearing, or angrily demanding sale price on, holiday sweaters so it’s festive customer service

I don’t really recall any game or story where mummy bites are infectious, they’re animated by magic but don’t usually spread blood-borne viruses like a zombie, the level of autonomy depends on whose dungeon you’re in I suppose, they can be anything from cannon fodder to an ancient Egyptian god…

Oh that’s good!

He doesn’t realize that following those orders means we have a duty to relieve him of command…by force if necessary.

ITS AN OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION NOT DER FUHRER YOU ASSHATS

Gimme one about the teacher who

Trying to change a life or two

She’ll be rocking out all night with you

Tomorrow she’ll be back in her red brick school

Where kids are climbing off the walls, it’s scary walking down the halls

She’s underpaid, she’s overworked

Cmon man SHOUT ONE OUT TO HER

Stick THAT in your country song

https://youtu.be/wAX5XvdKRFk

Meal team six is getting to live out their gun toting migrant kidnapping fantasies, the only thing that will stop them is a bullet. Fascists do not walk away.

Gotta do the Bell Riots first

I just got back into it since I never finished the main quest line and it’s actually more fun to play now, bug fixes and optimization for the series S/X made load screens instant and I’m blazing through stuff a lot faster.

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I mean if you stopped painting the guy getting murdered…

Absolutely, even the most basic of BLS training starts with…check the pulse. Skipping that step was a pretty goddamn big oops on everyone involved.

That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope

No bulletproof shield in an open field.

Well shit, time to start building bells on coffins again

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I burnt a hole in my grandmas passenger seat and got grounded for a week while I cleaned the whole interior

Yes I am aware, we built an air dropped meat grinder called the R9X that can be delivered via drone and many many other creative explosive devices of all kinds. China’s 003 is close to fully operational but aside from that and France no one else has CATOBAR carriers loaded with 5th gen jets and the Fujian is still diesel powered. Europe is not entirely defenseless but the vast majority of NATO firepower comes from USA, and sadly we are not a reliable ally. Saab is already learning this from countries rethinking their purchase of the F-35.

This is my fear. For all intents and purposes Article 5 basically says “poke us and the Americans will fire up the meat grinder,” the EU is in a vulnerable position right now since our CVNs may all be tasked with lining up for parade on a whim or whatever bullshit and the US is the overwhelming majority of force in NATO.

This is Russia using our government to make moves.

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Or the Army where it’s used along with ‘caveat’ in EVERY SINGLE BRIEFING ABOUT EVERYTHING

Be hooah