Lori Maddox says that she lost her virginity to Bowie when she was 15, but she has also said she was in a relationship with Jimmy Page starting when she was 13/14, and that she lost her virginity to Page, which if true would mean she didn’t lose her virginity to Bowie.

Then you have to look at her changing story about the Bowie incident. She’s said it happened in 1972, but then she also has said he propositioned her in 1972, but they didn’t have sex until 1973, when she said she had dinner with Bowie and they were joined by John Lennon and Yoko Ono, but Bowie didn’t meet John Lennon until 1974. Then she said they went back to his suite at the Hilton and had sex, but Bowie was staying at the Hyatt during his 1973 tour.

Another version she’s told is that she and Sable Starr went to the Beverly Hilton and found out what room Bowie was in and snuck in. There they convinced a tired Bowie to have sex with Maddox for 3-4 hours, then had a threesome with Maddox and Sable, who then snuck out. But in another telling of the story she has said that Bowie’s wife Angie walked in on them the next morning.

She also has issues with her story about sleeping with Mick Jagger, where she claims to have attended a 1975 recording session with John, Paul, Ringo, and Mick Jagger, and then had sex with Jagger immediately afterwards. The main issue is that the only Lennon McCartney jam session after the Beatles broke up happened in 1974, and Mick Jagger wasn’t at it.

None of this is to say she didn’t lose her virginity to Bowie when she was 14-15, but there are lots of photos of her and Jimmy Page from 1972-75 but none with her and Bowie.

It was a long time ago, and memory is unreliable, which could explain the inconsistencies in her different telling of the events, and I would not be surprised in both Bowie and Jagger had sex with underage people, but Lori Maddox’s stories aren’t the best evidence to hang them with.

In general, fire ant don’t bite, they sting. Not that it changes what a piece of shit the cop is, but I wish the headline was accurate to what happened.

Sure, but nowhere is the chance of winning the lottery greater than the chance of getting murdered. Even Singapore, which has the lowest homicide rate, is around 1 in 1,000,000.

I suppose if you classified getting a playback prize on a scratch off as a lottery win, but I doubt most people count that.

I agree that people shouldn’t be afraid of this stuff, but I think you underestimate the odds of winning the lottery and your chances of being murdered.

Around 32,000 homicides/year in the US. 333,000,000 people, so about 1 in 100,000.

Powerball odds are 1 in 292,000,000.

And there’s a Brooklyn Park in Maryland, Minnesota, Oregon, and South Australia.

And that’s why self checkout is no more at the closest grocery store to me.

It doesn’t make sense to you that different hair types might have different likelihood of ingrown hairs?

Coming to it from Crash Bandicoot, there was just something off about how Mario 64 controlled.

Oh, is that Vikings Love Boat docudrama finally getting made?

I feel like you’re confusing intelligence and education. There are plenty of smart uneducated people, and quite a few educated stupid people.

Intelligence exists, it’s just hard to measure.

That was my teenage go to, except I used Ragu PizzaQuick because I was trashy.

I usually go with over medium eggs on toast.

Not low carb, but still tasty.

And because that was the original name. They retconned YAML Ain’t.

No, they changed it from yet another to yaml ain’t.

You underestimate how shitty most software is written.

I’ve absolutely used timecard software that used the local device time instead of using a centralized time source.

Woosta MA would beg to differ.

Aye, there’s the rub.

In 1988 I had to buy a book for my chemistry lab that cost $80. It was 70 xeroxed pages in a 3 ring binder.

Back in the day, I always used the one hitters painted to look like a cigarette for smoking on walks.

These days thc vapes don’t look much different from nicotine vapes. Even small dry herb vapes look pretty similar to nicotine vapes.

Just for the record, cannabis alone isn’t very likely to kill your dog, although it will make them very uncomfortable. And uncontrolled urination is a very common side effect. And I’m going to judge, don’t give your pets cannabis. It’s abuse.

Also, some sugar free edibles also contain Xylitol, which is always a worry, and shows up in many common things. For example, Trident gum contains 0.17mg in each piece. With an ld50 of 0.1mg/kg a 10kg dog could die from eating 6-7 pieces of gum. Many sugar free peanut butters also contain xylitol.

The moral of the story is keep dangerous things (including cannabis) away from your dogs, and know what stuff is dangerous, since danger can be hiding in many common items.