Remember, according to many right wingers, everything Musk says can be taken as objective fact.

Yeah, why can’t they go back to their namesake, being a reference to the Matrix!

In the 90s, people’s minds were blown by Crash Bandikoot, now I play Balatro and Hollow Knight. Sometimes I play The Finals, a 3D game so realistic you need to use a sniper scope to see textures, and buildings can be completely destroyed every match. While this may blow the minds of most people in the 90s, honestly it doesn’t even phase me, Balatro and Hollow Knight are so good, I prefer them most days.

Yeah, this is way better.

I don’t know what I was expecting, I suppose obviously all their organs would be long and thin logically, but I was expecting something else.

Complains about pretty much every method of digital transaction because they’re centralized, then dismissed cryptocurrency out of hand. Truly genius.

The time travel bit would be nerfed because he would be Ted…

So Russia is saying they support underdogs that want to fight for freedom from a global superpower?

Unironically, saying to ICE point blank “I’m one of the good ones” might just work. Or maybe if you walk out the front door wearing a red maga hat.

What would they have had to gain? Fox news would just pivot around it and move on. Trump was already a convicted rapist, tons of catholic priests are forgiven among their community for child rape, so it’s not hard to imagine Trump walking away clean from the whole thing.

Meanwhile, dems probably had a couple big donors to lose and possibly a former president. Sounds like a bad trade when the whole party’s MO is to keep their hands clean and never play dirty.

Some states allow citizens to propose ballot measures if they get enough support, which then get put up to vote in the next election and become law, but both parties hate the practice and fight it wherever they can. No such thing exists at a national level though.

I feel kinda helpless as an American watching the petition grow. I wonder what would happen if an American petition got big, would corporate America kill it? Would it get traction? Idk…

I would not recommend making a habit of quoting Notch. In fact, I would strongly recommend you avoid quoting him at all costs.

I would settle for a mild tax on billionaires and a flat budget for ICE.

My favorite messages are “Don’t touch this file unless you talk to Gary. Don’t import this file unless you talk to Gary. Don’t even think about this file until you talk to Gary!” And Gary has moved on and hasn’t worked there for years.

This reminds me of Marcel Durchamp, the guy who decided a urinal was art and everyone just went along with it cuz they weren’t brave enough to say it was stupid.

Capital G is usually used for gravity. The meme is referring to grams, which are lower case g, and milligrams, which is lower case mg. Capital MG could be interpreted as megagravities, which is a hilariously large acceleration.

100Gs is enough to basically flatten anything. 100 MG is massive, probably like inside-a-black-hole massive.

“Costs more to repair than it’s worth” is a useless distinction. You’re not buying your car again, so that number doesn’t mean anything. The only metric for how much a car costs is how much it would cost to repair versus the cost of a new car. Almost always, a new car is more expensive than continuing to repair an old car.

Do you have a car payment? If so, don’t buy anything until it’s paid off. Are repairs costing you more than a new car’s payment? If so, look into replacing it.

You definitely shouldn’t consider switching to a completely new mode of transportation to replace your car without first trying it out and keeping the car as a backup. Make a list of all your transport needs, where have you gone in the past year? Is there a viable car alternative for all of those things?

There was never an original with “kid named paint”, it was always “kid names finger”, and r/OkBuddyChicanery just had so much brain damage this became the top meme of all time.

An APX GP comeback moment.