Isn’t that the whole Ticketmaster business model?

Pubic lice.

Huh?

So fascists is Nazis? Me confused.

If we are all Nazis, who is Nazis?

I usually just go bang your mom really quick and then take a nap.

49% of people are dumb as hell.

You should have let that one go down the drain…

Can they make a human version?

No.

Fuck you hippy!

Hippies smell you don’t want all your hotel rooms funky.

Did they try the original?

Don’t leave Brittany alone!

Cause fuck em that’s why.

Are you worried about farting?

First Bethesda game?

No it’s a scam.

Cigarette’s are fine.

It’s because they have very nice couches in Iran.