You tell anyone asking that they can suck your dick. Being that they must be an adult to have that job and ask that question, you must be an adult to be able to give consent to them.

Age = verified.

But! But, when that day comes… What a glorious day it will be 🙂‍↕️

Portable gaming is perfect for this.
You fully prepare and even travel to the thing and then you can set an alarm and play games while in limbo until the start time.

I did this with my Steam Deck last week (or was it two weeks ago…).

I think it’s actually happened again too lmao

😏

Maybe recency bias, now that i think about it, because I was tested semi-recently. I don’t remember why lol I think it was my onboarding physical at my job, maybe?

Blocked with uBO a long time ago. lmao

Yeah, especially since ive been officially tested for it multiple times, have other people not?

It was vaporized before anything cool happened.

What fucking idiot. Thanks for sharing.

This is how all my messages look before I fix them

Whoooooaaaa. I wouldn’t go around letting people know you’re stockpiling wealth like that

Fuck drunk drivers

No. It’s certainly something i consider and i make sure to have a better hold of my things, but it’s not something that distresses me or i obsess over.

He said he’s going to genocide my friends and neighbors but he also said he’d lower the price of cheeseburgers, so…

The title is a better meme quote than the actual meme quote.

You know what does improve society? Open, wanton violence against the lower classes by the wealthy without any repercussions whatsoever. 🙂‍↕️

Bulk meal-prep on your good days and freeze it in portions for your bad days.

I don’t have any good recipes on-hand other than the Sad Bastard Cookbook

On my worst days i dont even cook. I eat carrots and hummus and if i have none i just don’t eat. lol

“hits out at”

I have never seen this phrase before.

24hr time is simply superior in every way. I don’t get why more people dont swap it.
I changed mine on a whim years ago and never looked back.