See what happens when you don’t travel by Train???!?!?!?!?!?

Jokes aside, heal up friend!

want all states to be dismantled

create a monstrous authoritarian state in response

Holy shit buddy, please at least give the Proletariat a chance, bloodydamn!

Some people went in based on their grandfather’s tales of stopping the fucking Nazis, fuck damn.

I personally am a practicing carnivore, I accept and understand those who aren’t, and yet I have no fucking clue why some think fish is “better” meat. I think it must be some christian holdover, scraping for moral superiority.

I read book 2 today. I didn’t fully set aside my Pixiesque weekend debauchery, but I bloodydamn killed the book withinin 12 hours!

In all fairness, the same buddy that introduced me to Top Gear literally could not point out the British Isles on a map. I hinted “Isles, British Isles, think islands!” aaand… he pointed to Greece.

Guy designes engines now, so some folks are just hyperspecialized!

Wow, that was utterly vile, thank you for explaining to the world why I wear glasses when I need to see shit. God damn, Funkhauser school of funnily disgusting!

Man, I wish I was this “secure”! The only thing I’ve been able to internalize is “I alone decide what is funny”

I will happily verbally shitpoat and make references without care for what other people know, and I’ll bloodydamn laugh at myself too!

Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.

I typed up something half wise, but realized halfway through that am too beholden to Dionysus tonight to be clever or coherent. So I’ll just say that this is one of those parts of American history that makes me disbelieve in the lovely dream of all men and women being equal, leaving our former blood allegiances behind for something sweeter.

Silly ass YSK, but it starts a fun conversation!

Sheer delicious irony of the following statement aside: I highly doubt French will supplant English as the lingua franca.

Too much momentum, especially as it has become the primary language of the internet.

I personally only speak a pittance of French thanks to a college girl: “Bonjour, jmapplle Godric, como se va?”.

Shockingly, I’ve only ever used my single French sentence as a party trick for Côte d’Iviore immigrants.

To be a winter child in this hot girl summer age, it wounds me!

Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

I have no idea, an IRL buddy of mine reccomended it to me about a month ago

I cut my finger when I was reading last night and didn’t notice it, so now I have a couple pages of Red Rising spattered in blood. Kinda fitting, ngl

“I’m bad at geography, so everyone else must be too” is a take for sure XD

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

peaceful reunification

This is top tier trolling, I can’t XD

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