Upon managing to access the presidential bunker, the “march on D.C.” group were unsurprised to find that the first lady and chief of war had taken their own lives, what they were surprised to discover was the commander and chief had chosen not to, but instead empty his entire clip into the already deceased secretary of war at close range.
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"Did we get anything from the attacks? "
absolute fire shitposts
Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY
Cambodia got 1000 years
Mali got 400
I think there’s just something specifically shit about the west
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Google fisting the whole world to advance their monopoly
131·9 days agoThis is your yearly reminder that Steve Jobs did not want an app store on the iPhone, he believed websites could provide app like experiences.
Apple to this day reject or severely limit the Progressive Web App experience despite being on the consortium handling the standard.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Unpopular truth: Telemetry collection actually happens because people are garbage at being helpful to supportEnglish
1614·10 days agoNo one at Microsoft gives a shit about what you are doing, they want to know what updates broke.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you call this type of scifi? Could you also recommend some fiction with this vibe?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you call this type of scifi? Could you also recommend some fiction with this vibe?
6·1 month agoI mean, it depends if you want it to be positive, read Issac Asmov’s Robert Vision and if you think it’s too pessimistic, move to Arthur C. Clarke (Rondevouz with Rama is always a good pick me up, although the “Space Boobies” passage is a bit of struggle.), if you want more pessimism, go for Iain M. Banks (Consider Phlebas is the first in The Culture series.)
When the story of the band makes you forget that they really only made one album of note
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New Yorkers can't even identify fucking shapes
3·1 month agoIn the Netherlands, delivery vehicles use bike lanes all the time, however, these are made by local manufacturers that aren’t as big as this
I love that his cleaner is on record as saying that the bed he shared with Eva was never stained
MAKES MY SOUL, MAKES MY SOUL, DRIP DRIP DRIP AWAAAAY
STDs via supply chain attacks is a new one
Amazing that all you needed to do was give him a pen
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Japan's 1,200-Year-Old ‘Eternal Flame’ Survives Massive Temple FireEnglish
11·2 months agoOne of the things I found incredible in Japan is nearly ever temple has a sign outside describing just how may times its burned down
https://eprints.soton.ac.uk/340476/1/Translation_Werner_QE_Nikkei_Sep_1995_final1.pdf?ref=recode.at
1995 from a German economist. The implementation under Obama’s administration (a choice made from a bunch of advisers) was to reduce interest rates by increasing the amount of money.
All prices in Monopoly are set statically, the income you receive from rent or passing Go does not change based on the money supply, there is no “interest rate” where prices fluctuate based on money supply or movement. $200 is always worth $200. Increasing the supply does not cause quantative easing in Monopoly unless you are the only sober person playing among drunk people.













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