I’m finally getting the hang of this voodoo shit

We need an SNL cast member to harp on this the way Norm McDonald harped on O.J.

What you’re describing is not unlike Brave browser’s Basic Attention Token.

Replaced the button on a stylish pair of shorts. Turns out I had the original extra buttons and a sewing kit the whole time. I think my Mom gave me the sewing kit when I went away to college and more than a decade later I think this was the first time I used it.

I worked at a grocery store. They sold chicken fingers that they bought frozen and cooked in store. They had to put some aside to cool down so they could sell them to EBT customers.

The prequel to Enemy of the State is The Conversation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conversation#Enemy_of_the_State

I want this to go to court so the defendant can cite the precedential case Finders v. Keepers

Mom made a sandwich for Dad and a sandwich for OP (son) but mixed them up.

Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today.

https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3mnujyoem6c2b

Thank you. I can always use an excuse for a gin and tonic.

Yeah, it’s a park… An industrial park

New idiom just dropped: “More crooked than a $250 bill”

I miss hired.com It was a hiring platform that tipped the scales a little in favor of the interviewee. You could take an assessment to prove your basic competence in programming and thereby cut out a round of interviews.

Look up Robert Sapolsky’s arguments on this.

Bitch, I’m a bird

Only real Denisovans know

Obviously this is Anubis

I love this irn bru advert

https://youtu.be/4yZOab5gl-4

No shit, it’s always about the donors. But pay attention, how did we get Mamdani? NYC has one of the most generous donation matching programs. For mayor a donation gets matched 8 to 1. Donation matching was in the For The People Act.