I have one of those. Nontheless I peel the garlic because my brain is telling me otherwise I could loose some in the leftbehinds :(

So, he‘s currently in the US government? Seems like a perfect fit.

As always there is something in german to respond to this (especially to this thumbnail):

„Du hast ein Gesicht wie ein Paar Latschen: Reintreten und wohlfühlen!“

Roughly translated to:

‚You have a face like a pair of slippers: step in and feel comfortable!‘ but with „reintreten“, here: ‚step in‘, primeraly meaning ‚to kick in‘.

Have fun with this random knowledge, copyright by K.I.Z., „Der durch die Scheibeboxxxer“.

Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.

I don’t know, but saw a lot of tankie stuff from lemmy.ca lately.

Was expecting a lot of ml / ca rage. Was not disappointet.

Please tell us your birthday.

I‘m in dire need of a matching small face meme. Shitposters assemble!

I like you.

Not a shitpost at all.

Excuse me, a what??? Am i too european to comprehend this?

I don’t need sleep, i need answers!

New look, same crunch!

Salty.

The right one wants to speak to the manager.

If i remember correctly, you‘d occupy every point in space at every point in time if you reached the speed of light.

Excuse me but this violates Rule #cu73: The amount of cuteness must not pass 10/10. Sorry little fella.

No, more like 2 Rat Shakur stuff.