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minus-squareCovenant@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·24 days agoWhat was it again, up is off right? Right?
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·24 days agoThat’s why you need an LED indicator
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·24 days agoMy balls are already equipped with rgb lights. Very festive. Maybe a speaker? Robotic lady voice: “Lock engaged. Enjoy your intercourse.”, “Lock disengaged. Careful, this thing’s loaded.”
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 days agoMake it Kurt Russell and you’ve got yourself a deal
What was it again, up is off right? Right?
That’s why you need an LED indicator
My balls are already equipped with rgb lights. Very festive. Maybe a speaker? Robotic lady voice: “Lock engaged. Enjoy your intercourse.”, “Lock disengaged. Careful, this thing’s loaded.”
Make it Kurt Russell and you’ve got yourself a deal