“Attention passengers, your flight will last approximately 45 hours from LA to NYC. Thank you for using Asphalt Airlines.”
“We have reached out cruising altitude if 6.5 feet, please feel free to unbuckle and move about the cabin if we’re still in New Hampshire”
“This is a non-meal flight. We will come around with beverages & peanuts every 8 hours. Please enjoy the in-flight 12 part documentary on the origins & life of the Tsetse Fly.”
It always astonishes me the kind of shit is legal on roads in USA.
Still less emissions than flying that airframe.
Lol that’s kinda cool actually.
As stupid as cool,
a wee bit of whimsy.
though that shows rich people should pay more taxes
Cruisin’ Exotica anyone?
Which episode of Speed Racer is this?
They see me rollin
Des Plaines, boss, Des Plaines.
South Park JD Vance is all I can think of when I hear this now.
Tailor Swift on a road trip
You know what… if they added some fake “folded-forward” wings with a gear-tooth pattern in the reveal… it might be convincing!
